Created by: Timmwilson
Number of Blossarys: 22
The bond between two men is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That's just science.
If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown. Naming a lapdog after a Football Player or a character from a Bruce Willis movie does not absolve a Bro from this ...
If a chick inquires about another Bros sexual history, a Bro shall honor the Brode of Silence and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid than to tell the truth.
• Hide all pictures of hot sisters, moms and first cousins. • Open liquor bottles and dust the bar to give the impression you actually use it. • As a courtesy, move printed porn from the ...
Every Bro gets 1 "stay away" card per year to use on a woman they have a special interest in. This can only be applied to a single women who the Bro has known for at least 1 month. Once applied all ...
A Bro will drop whatever he's doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick. It's normal for a Bro to get confused and disorientated when dumping a chick. For some reason he's worried she'll become ...
When a Bro can only take one other bro to something epic (for example: having 1 spare ticket)… The Bro doesn't show favoritism by choosing a Bro, instead all bro's are offered a chance to compete in ...
By: Timmwilson